Tuesday, November 4, 2008

cue mission impossible music




a GRIP of yes on 8 signs appeared in the medians of major streets around my neighborhood. and on street corners. this pissed me off. i'm talking a veritable shitload of signs. something had to be done. we decided to drive around and nab them all. ALL. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

to be clear, we didn't take any that were on private property. although that would be very gratifying (because there are so many). just the ones on public property.


anyhow, after running around for an hour being sneaky, i started getting sad because it is very unsatisfying work. i wanted to SEE the reaction of the pro-h8te people once their signs were suddenly ALL missing. then, as i was taking the last sign, some lady pulled over across the street and screamed at me "PUT THAT BACK YOU NASTY BITCH!!!" it made my night complete. i was glad i was able to see just that one pissed off bigot.

ok, goodnight.

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